animebabe:
.oO Can I really not believe it's not butter?
Buffoon:
.oO I always knew that it was theoretically possible, but Ying, a lizard and Bea Arthur's privates? The HORROR!
adsinfinitum:
"Now Bill, you claim yourself to be a pretty level-headed guy?" "Yu-huh. I saw dem aliens." "Yes, but let me ask you this... Is this your card?" "Witchcraft!"
animebabe:
Ticket to Woodstock: $99. Cleaning bill: $45. Trauma caused by listening to Limp Bizkit.: Priceless.
fut:
The cover of Twiggy's new album.
Scouty:
"The Roxanne System, dead ahead sir..." "Dammit! How many times to I have to tell them about that damn light?"
Buffoon:
Amorphous glass blob, Dale Chihuly, 1998.
GersonK:
"Would you look at what you did? Don't give me those eyes, look at this carpet. Look at it!"
animebabe:
Ccaann ssoommeeoonnee tteellll mmee hhooww ttoooo ttuurrnn tthhee mmaaggiicc ffiinnggeerrss offff??
Generik:
"Look, all I know is that the killer wore hippie flower barrettes and had a fondness for jerk chicken. I'm not tellin' you any more."
UnReality:
"Well, there goes another unsuccessful encyclopedia salesman."
Buffoon:
"Look. I started hawking a Collect call line, so they made me wear the fuckin' tie. Can ya say Fuck on TV now? Is this cable?"