Mr_Grant:
"I have hidden a weinerschnitzel somewhere on my person, and it's your job to find it. I shall be very disappointed if you fail to do so."
Datazoid1701:
Hey, Scully, let's play 'Guess the Chip On the TV' game. "Uh, Chip from My Three Sons?" ...NO, potato chip.
holenozone:
"Garry, your wife tells me your physical being and your acting career mirror each other. That is, it always seems your about to make it big, but then you don't."
Equinox365:
And so begins another exciting episode of the "Six Million Dollar Convict."
Datazoid1701:
This Scavenger hunt has gotten way out of hand. "Give me your Etch a Sketch now!"
windsong27:
Just then the runner up in the Freddy Kruger Look-A-Like contest enters, selling some wild geese.
Datazoid1701:
Man he's got one fine ass...
windsong27:
Yep, love this job. Made $5,000 this morning on Ebay while Mr Skinner thought I was tracking down foot prints of the bank robbery perp.
Datazoid1701:
Okay, Mulder, we've got the Zapruder film, flecks of metal, an orange jump suit, but we need that Eiffel Tower paperweight NOW to win the scavenger hunt.
Datazoid1701:
Let's dress up as giant garbanzo beans and scare Scully at her surprise birthday party.
bluedreams:
*Bang!* "Why did you shoot the dog?" "Because it's not a cat. I only like cats."
windsong27:
Doggett, this whole season of X-Files has been a disaster. First Muldur runs off to a nunnery & now this incessant pipe organ music.
windsong27:
One last time Scully will try her hand at making macaroni and cheese for the Bureau potluck... "Let's see, where's the tobasco?"
Datazoid1701:
Now hold still, Doggett. One quick RIP and off comes that Nevus. You know, it's shaped like Gonzo's nose.
windsong27:
OSHA reps make repeated trips to Mama Matzo plants due to a multitude of safety violations.
Datazoid1701:
My GPS tells me I'm in Cleveland right now. Help me...
windsong27:
Dogget? Is that a Mama Matzo Marvelous Meatball sandwich you're having there? Did I tell you I haven't eaten lunch yet?
Datazoid1701:
Did Scully leave the show? Will Scully phone in the rest of her performance? Stay tune to General X-files Hospital.