mikerafone:
Dickhead
windsong27:
Man these homeless people are really starting to bug me. They think they can nap anywhere?
windsong27:
Son, I know I'm dying. I want you to have my empty beer bottle collection, OK?
windsong27:
Oh, son, make sure you check the hospital bill, would you. They didn't feed me this morning so I should get credit for that.
da_upstart:
"Scully, you ever have sex in a--" "Nope." "How bout a--" Nope." "Or in the--" "Nope." "Damn, woman. What planet you from? Hoth?!"
da_upstart:
Remember, the ACME Industrial Penis pump can only be used outdoors and always wear gloves.
matrix29:
"Do you ever feel squishy inside?" "I used to but then I stopped wearing rubber underpants."
Datazoid1701:
I'm sure no one saw me drop it. It was only on the floor for five seconds. I'm gonna eat it.
Datazoid1701:
I'm here to fix your sink and be your worst nightmare. The sink fixing will cost $500 an hour. The nightmare is on me.
darksoulnohope:
Scientists are now testing the theory on how many polish people it takes to screw in a lightbulb.
darksoulnohope:
Dana Scully looks over pictures of Mulder's younger days when he modeled for Playgirl Magazine.
darksoulnohope:
Posing as an agent, Mulder arrives at a secret meeting with Neo.
Datazoid1701:
No, really, it's me, Mulder. I went through the frickin' Bermuda Triangle, came back as my own grandfather and lost my dentures. Give me a kiss, baby.
windsong27:
I'm baffled Scully. Not one person I have interviewed even saw Gigli much less likes Jennifer Lopez. So who's bootlegging those tapes?
Datazoid1701:
The transformation of Scully into Shrek's wife.
Datazoid1701:
Yes, this Scully in room 666. Could you bring up the Transylvania Womens's Choir to sing me to sleep. Oh, and a steak.
Datazoid1701:
Connect the dots and make Ben Affleck
windsong27:
So Muldur, it was Jennifer Lopez who was making those bootleg tapes of Gigli? That slut! I missed the last episode of American Idol on account of her.