Amon:
"Oh, MAN! My appendicitis is flaring up again!"
KIPPAGE:
"I didn't have to stuff the Thanksgiving turkey Scully, it wasn't empty!"
windsong27:
The cleaning crew at the all you can eat buffet enter the man's lavatory after Senator Ted Kennedy ate 23 bean burritos.
Amon:
Either a mountain of fudge, or the Face on Mars.
Amon:
This is the cast of the Sasquatch footprint I came across on my trip to the Pacific Northwest.
SAMIAM779:
"See up there Billy? That's right where we're going to Photoshop later."
SAMIAM779:
"Hey wait, there's something inscribed below the dirt level "Loving mother, known prostitute!' Mom, no!!"
SAMIAM779:
None of the girls in Kappa Lamda Nu seemed to realized that everyone called them the "Clown Sorority."
SAMIAM779:
"Ok, you can see it, but I'm warning you, this is by far the most gruesome mailbox bashing I've ever seen."
SAMIAM779:
"You know, little SciFi logo, you are really starting to piss me off..."
SAMIAM779:
"And the weird thing is there was no body, just this brown goo."
holenozone:
"Believe it or not, it only gets 21 channels. 9 of which are Public Cable Access. Plus if a branch blows into it, your reception goes all snowy."
Voxman:
Billions and billions and billions and billions and billions...
LilMe:
That's the last time we let Aunt Marge cook Xmas dinner.
Crude97:
I'm blind. I probably shouldn't be reading this.
Crude97:
Kiss me. I'm the face on Mars.
SAJEMEAT:
(The girls in the back): "Gossip gossip whisper whisper giggle" (The bald guy): "Must... resist urge... TO KILL!"
fushi:
Before picture of vampire attack victim