Amon:
keogh? George Takei being attacked in the woods at night by a grizzly bear? *DING* *DING* Correct!
Amon:
"Well, I see he at least died happy..."
Amon:
Mulder sneaking up on a hobbit.
Amon:
"Why do you always have to act like such a big man?" "Because I am."
Amon:
"That hand had BETTER have been washed, Mulder!"
Amon:
I hate it when my penis accidentally gets in the picture.
Plastic_Duck:
"You're right. Mountain Dew does taste like little gray piss."
Amon:
"You drew a short straw too, huh?" "Yep. Just my luck." "Yeah, I hear ya. Well, let's get Madonna's gyn exam over with."
Plastic_Duck:
Moments after Carl's anal rape...
windsong27:
Muldur, remember that pound of raw beef liver you misplaced? Well I think I found it.
Amon:
The main problem that transvestites face is keeping their facial hair covered. Dave here just realized his five-o'clock shadow has appeared.
windsong27:
Sir, sensor readings are picking up a group of cappers at 2 o'clock, no make that 1 o'clock.
Amon:
"Why am I sitting here in this tunnel alone you ask? Well, they wouldn't let me in the bar! They said they don't serve miners!"
windsong27:
No really Scully, it's true. It's a little known fact that President Lincoln was in Monroe, Maryland a week before he was assassinated.
Amon:
Much like the squirrel or the hamster, the Mulder will gather food in its cheeks and return to its home, preparing for the long winter months ahead.
Amon:
"Who put those underwear on the ceiling? And more importantly, who do they belong to?"
Amon:
keogh? A bridesmaid dress for a Lilliputian? *BZZZZ* Sorry, that's a cocktail dress. *DAMN!*
KIPPAGE:
oO "It had to be those Mufon guys that put a Mickey in My drink!" Oo