AlanPartridge:
Well, the whale's are singing...
KirkShatner:
In a surpise interview Richard Harris reveals that he's not completely dead.
oktx29:
It's a wine list, ASSHOLE. Just order and try not to embarass me.
KirkShatner:
Geez, wiping with leaves is worse than I thought it would be.
Wolfwood:
Here is my report sir. Agent Scully was referred to as "Janet," by the odd doctor... wife discovered my discarded condoms in the toilet and... wait! Come back!!!
eyeLoveForkboy:
"...I wonder, can he see the love in my eyes... does he know that his bald head drives me mad?"
eyeLoveForkboy:
"Honey? I brought Fred here home from the office for dinner. I thought afterwards we could all go out in the hot tub and have wild monkey sex!"
LauraPowers85:
"But what was I to do? I ran out of hair gel, man! WHAT WAS I TO DO?!?!??!"
Wolfwood:
Scully? Did you MEAN to leave all these sex toys in plain sight???
eyeLoveForkboy:
"Mulder, when I said 'find the hole,' this isn't what I meant!"
TheDiva:
The government traps Mulder in a frozen screengrab...
juxstapo:
Grandma! Not *another* pot patch!
Forkboy:
By day, he was a mild-mannered accountant. But by NIGHT, he became... well... slightly less mild.
juxstapo:
In his distress, Aragorn blows right by Lothlorien and straight into the Duke of Cornwall's flower gardens.
juxstapo:
Yeah, Paul's the producer, but we like to keep it under the table.
AlanPartridge:
Contestants are kidnapped off the street to participate in a new dating show.
juxstapo:
Eric Idle as Scully just didn't work
juxstapo:
PUMAT: Alan Alda, Robin Williams, Robert DeNiro