hairfairy:
No. A bucket of chicken and a video are NOT dinner and a movie!
bpkanupp:
"...and that's when they took me aboard their alien craft. There were lights, and probes, and Bjork playing in the background..."
KirkShatner:
Dad? What are you doing here? I didn't put that refrigerator box under the bridge for you to hang out here.
Jayati:
Scully goes Hollywood Incognito
Glome:
The rare and elusive female peeping tom watches as Steve enjoys a Peter North cinematic production.
Glome:
Well, that was my real picture in the chat room, but it was taken in 1986. You still wanna make out? Yeah? Cool!
MrZyzyk:
Oprah sneaks out for a Six-Dollar Burger... cause she doesn't do 39c cheeseburgers either
ghoatdancer:
I think I need a good dose of Dayquil
ghoatdancer:
What did I tell you about exposing yourself in front of the kid?
ghoatdancer:
Bob, you can't drive cars onto the set of "Lord of the Rings."
judas:
At the finish line of the buisnesswoman marathon, it's a photo finish.
Matthius_2000:
MMMMM... Forbidden donuts...
eyeLoveForkboy:
I wonder if he'd still be talking to me if he knew about my genital warts?
Forkboy:
"Do you know how fast you were going?" "uh... impulse?" "Try warp factor 7! I'm going to need to see your license and registration."
GypsySwitch:
She gets so much more business on the street corner now that she's got the Roseanne Barr hairdo.
Glome:
"Is everything alright, Susan?" Oh, don't worry, I always check for prowlers with my .357 when I get home.
AlanPartridge:
It must be bring your kids to work day at the Phone Sex Center.
AlanPartridge:
When I come back from being on Crossing Over with John Edward, I want this house to be spotless, OK?