GersonK:
Oooh, I love the mirror routine! That was in Duck Soup, right?
JoeCrow:
No Doctor, the Charleston will never replace the Eagle Hop.
JoeCrow:
I didn't say Simon Says. Uhura you will have to sit in the transporter.
YingYang:
"Hello, Cappers, it is I, the Shat. I'm here to talk to you about carpal tunnel syndrome..."
YingYang:
"Dude, I think she's dead." "Damn, Spock, what is in that shit?" "Just crack, cocaine, and Zima..."
JoeCrow:
Who made the hopscotch squares so big?
Amon:
o/~"Skippidy-doo-da! Skippidy-yay! My oh my, what a wonderful day!"~\o
The_Gray_Zombie:
You see, this why I don't eat tuna that doesn't have the Enterprise safe label.
Amon:
"C'mon. You have a red shirt on. Go in and inspect the warp core." / "SO DO YOU, SIR!" / "No excuses. In ya go..."
YingYang:
"Fucking cold in here...." *Turns up thermostat*
medusaD:
"Aye, Spock! I don't see a thing!! For a price though!!"
Amon:
Today on "Sightings," yodeling ghosts. Real?
YingYang:
The Ghost of Shatner Future
The_Gray_Zombie:
You will be visited by three spirits...
Amon:
I guess Uhura really IS colored!
Amon:
Spock is making obscene gestures behind Kirk's back to Dr. McCoy at his sucking up.
SunSinner:
Gee, I thought the wings were impressive, but just take a look at that dry-weave mesh! Oh, the wonders of modern technology.
hardrock:
It's spin the bottle, fair and square bitch, now let's see some skin!