Lanzman:
Stunned, Kirk could only stare in sick fascination as Spock entered the Vulcan Pupal Stage.
Lanzman:
If he'd lift his chin another two millimeters, I could smack him real good.
treefrog:
"What the f*** do you call me?"
YingYang:
Increasing the transporter's funkiness to "Hip"
medusaD:
"Guess the sex and win a prize!!"
Lanzman:
"Captain? Captain? What was that last order? A tub of K-Y and two midgets? Captain?"
Vendebar:
Even Spock's intestines were affected by the grits and hog jowls served that evening.
devildoll:
"Do you put your hog jowls in the collards at the beginning or the middle of the cooking process? ...and by the way, would you like to f**k?"
Caramel:
Uhura mistaken the Captain's door for the restroom and unfortunately saw him engaged in full-on Gay booty shake
animebabe:
"I got the crown at Burger King... and... don't tell... they gave me EXTRA PICKLES! I really AM the king!"
Enapov:
...I think I may be crazy as hell...
Zabana:
That's very well done Shat, but I think Sharon Stone still does it better...
bajakirch:
"You're a good-looking guy." So are you!"
Quorthon:
"Whomever of you sings "Lucy In the Sky with Diamonds" the worst must be the captain..."
Vendebar:
"What do you humans mean by 'a woody'?"
RIZZZ:
Dan Quayle's attempt to reach out to the Black voters was a horrible failure.
Dibbley:
Emotion# 12: Happy
Enapov:
Can't you stop referring to me as the black and white cookie... Who is this Jerry Seinfeld anyway?