KIPPAGE:
"Don't tell the captain that my real name is Edith Keeler. He would have a conniption!"
gleeb:
"Is it his heart?" "Not just that, Captain; Li'l Bones is worn down to a nubbin!"
KIPPAGE:
"Dave... this is Kitt, where are you Dave... What am I doing here?"
The_Seer:
"Yes, the operation was a success. So now L'il Bones is MUCH larger than L'il Shat. So there."
zephyr:
God... how did Palance do it? I just can't take one hand off the floor!
The_Seer:
Just realized she got drunk last night and went home with William Shatner.o
KIPPAGE:
Britney Spears learns the truth about L'il Shat...
The_Seer:
"She's drunk Jim."
zephyr:
Kirk: I'll do CPR. Bones: No Captain, they've all died on you. You don't even give them oxygen, you just suck face. Let me do it.
KIPPAGE:
"My Gosh... Leo... she doesn't wear ... panties... haven't you taught .. her anything you... old goat?"
The_Seer:
.oO (Just great. Jim gets another broad pregnant so that means our ship's medical insurance premiums go up again.)
zephyr:
You know how whistle don't you, just put your lips together and blow.
The_Seer:
Time to play Vulcan trivia... Spock is having a.) a seizure, b.) an orgasm, or c.) a normal reaction to one of the Captain's off-color jokes.
KIPPAGE:
*Dual Thoughts* oO"I wonder if he smells it. It was just a little one!"Oo
The_Seer:
"Yeoman, how many times have I told you? You always stand with your ass facing me. Got it?"
KIPPAGE:
oO"This is getting... ridiculous... I... haven't gotten laid... for the... last three... episodes!"Oo
The_Seer:
"Sir, for god's sake we're on the bridge! Can't you put L'il Shat away until later?"
KIPPAGE:
Dr. McCoy, barely able to contain his rage, refrains from bashing Kirk on the head after being told he wont get a raise this month...