gleeb:
Nobody sees the wizard!
KIPPAGE:
"$1800! Why... Why... they sell these at Home Depot for less than a hundred bucks!"
gleeb:
"Say, you should rip her heart out and offer it to Quetzalcoatl." "That's your solution to everything, Three-Birds-Walking."
KIPPAGE:
"Captain, did I not warn you to not eat the Hotpockets on Unaida? They seemed a little tainted!"
The_Seer:
"Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease..." "Captain, this begging for sex is pathetic."
KIPPAGE:
oO"Wait till Doctor McCoy wakes up and finds he has a tattoo of Rossanne on his right cheek!"Oo
Equinox365:
Spock reduces Bones to a catatonic state by tuning in the All Backstreet Boys channel.
The_Seer:
Tammy Faye Baker, the early years.
The_Seer:
"And a one, and a two, and a..."
Equinox365:
Kirk discovering the free Spice Channel weekend on Starfleet Cable.
gleeb:
Strangers have come and are undermining your faith in the computer you worship as a god. Excedrin headache #274
KIPPAGE:
"Aaagh! Put L'il Shat away... Put it away!"
The_Seer:
"Wait a minute. You're really Jane Fonda, aren't you?"
gleeb:
"I'm tellin' ya, she should have gone for me." "Shut up, Jim. At least it's not once every seven years."
gleeb:
Caution: use oven mitts.
KIPPAGE:
"It's red, Jim!"
The_Seer:
"Damn it, can't one of you figure out how to turn the tanning lamps off in here." "Doctor, I'm reading the directions as fast as I can."
gleeb:
"Whew, that was something." "Knock it off. I'm a doctor, I can tell you were faking it."