ElmerKegdrainerNelsn:
Employees must wash hands and remove magazines from crotch area before returning to work
Scouty:
"You love me, magic ball. Yes you do" "Uh, sir?" "Don't listen to him, magic ball. Only I love you!"
fustigater:
I'll tell you what Winkie, you'll see some strange sights in deepest space. There's Angelina Jolie's lips, for instance.
TreksterH:
Yessiree that was a good look THREE CENTURIES AGO!!!
TreksterH:
You'd think in the twenty third century we'd get better filming equipment.
TreksterH:
I thought I told YOU to bring the lighter fluid and shmore stuff!!!
ElmerKegdrainerNelsn:
"My dog ran away this morning and I haven't seen him" "That's a strange coincedence, ma'am, I ran over this... ooooh whoops.."
TreksterH:
I just love this shake n' bake!
Scouty:
"The sheer weight of that head garment has made her weak. Better tell Kirk to prepare to disrobe her." "He'll be pleased to do so." "Don't I know it."
ElmerKegdrainerNelsn:
Well try beaming me back up then down again, I'm not walking around with my torso 15 degrees off angle!
gleeb:
Alive with lemonade flavor!
keyz88:
We must sacrifice you to the great Shat, since he's the Captain and he is contracually obligated to get laid by someone at least once an episide...
gleeb:
You didn't? Man, Bones, do you ever have an inappropriate nickname...
gleeb:
If you wish to be a newsie, you must ring the Sacred Doorbell and collect for the week...
ElmerKegdrainerNelsn:
I'm honestly trying to get beyond 'small man' jokes right now but I just can't, I give up on this one
keyz88:
Captain, do we have those airfare quotes from priceline.com yet?
gleeb:
Captain's Log: No one must find out I had ALF stuffed...
ElmerKegdrainerNelsn:
I'm sorry... I get this way when I sense danger.