April01:
That's an awfully big birth control pill.
warclaw007:
Bambi the bumbling safe cracker
Cam_Girl:
Can you hear me now?
21st_century:
"Now, listen Geordi. You DO want that 'Reading Rainbow' show, don't you? Well then, all you must do is help me kill off Captain Kirk..."
Farscape79:
Klingon contraceptives are sure hard to use.
Koala_Bear:
Apparently, this guy thinks Chekov's the main course.
matrix29:
Star Trek does RIVERDANCE
MoralThreat:
Do you know how hard it is for me to give you a sample with the two of you standing there? Can't a space gigolo have some privacy?
Scouty:
"Get me a selzer water, girls!" James T. Kirk: The Diana Ross of the 23rd and a half century.
Scouty:
Don't knock it. Spock *does* sound better with Bose speakers!
ElmerKegdrainerNelsn:
You guys KNEW I was going jogging near the highway, and still left the "HIT ME" sign on my back!
matrix29:
Spock: "Does it not seem illogical that performance art crashes these androids, yet the androids themselves are dressed as performance artists?"
Scouty:
I hate dinner theater! The waiter always dies in the second act -- just after the soup.
MoralThreat:
Scotty has finally had one too many deep fried Twinkies and has a heart attack.
matrix29:
Mudd: "I am a ham. A great big honey-glazed ham. Cook me up and eat me." Spock: "I am not Spock - well maybe I am." Kirk: "I explode sometimes." Norman: "?"
Scouty:
Drug Tests of the 23rd and a Half Century!!!
Scouty:
"Are you ready for the pagent, ladies? Remember, only one of you can become Miss Pleasures Me for the Year 2345!"
ElmerKegdrainerNelsn:
Is THIS your card?! Ahhh, crap.