YingYang:
"Get yer hands out of my crack, Number One." "I prefer to be called First Mate, sex-on-a-stick..."
tree_hugger:
"Salt water corrupting circuits, error... error... grope mode enabled!"
tree_hugger:
When a cyborg vomits.
YingYang:
Geordi slips Data the ten bucks. After all, getting to see Crusher wet'll keep him up to his elbows in cream dreams...
PrezGAR:
No smell worse than Wet Klingon.
Tsunade:
I feel a song coming on...
YingYang:
"You think the Yanks're gonna revolt?"
Tsunade:
These new Starfleet uniforms are sweet! No more butt-huggin spandex. I mean sure it's great on all the ensigns, but when these guys hit 30... well...
GlitterRock:
o/~ I am the very model of a future Major General o/~
tree_hugger:
I was in Caligula and somehow got here
porpoise:
"I... can't re... member... my name, but... I am... scifi."
PrezGAR:
The only space station in the entire Federation with a white picket fence.
YingYang:
Many a spaceport hooker has woken up to this...
GlitterRock:
"Me, the Klingon, two droids .... and no questions asked."
Tsunade:
"So, how long do you think spot will last in the airlock?" "About 1.37 seconds after I open it into space."
Amon:
"I didn't know you were Jewish, Data!"
porpoise:
Yeah, this inflatable suit fits great. Let's begin star fleet sumo wrestling.
YingYang:
"Maybe you should re-think the track lighting. People are starting to think that maybe you're... You know... British..."