Coakley:
"This place needs more focus. And pastels. It could use pastels."
Coakley:
"Hey, why don't we ask Robert April for advice. You know, the guy who was captain of the Enterprise before Pike." "Fanboy." "Shut up!"
YingYang:
I love to eat Chinese. The food ain't bad either...
Tsunade:
Kirk's wearing his Sci-Fi Channel Medal. He got that for "most re-runs on a syndicated show"
YingYang:
"*This* making you hot? Huh? You like me when I dry-hump this console? Do I make you moist?"
tree_hugger:
Oh, and don't use the waffle iron, there's a short in the wiring.
YingYang:
"I kinnae help it. I love McDonald's. They must put an addictive chemical in their food. Mcotine maybe..."
tree_hugger:
"The center square is this way."
Tsunade:
Ensign Trumpy to the rescue!
YingYang:
"Fuck! Spock, I need your help with the damn pickle jar again!"
"Mr. Shatner, I... Oh, that's not so bad... A little to the left. yes! Yes! No!"
Tsunade:
I wish Ensign Carrot-top would quit staring at me.... He's creeping me out big time!
Amon:
It says: "Men's Room"
tree_hugger:
Horatio Worfblower
Amon:
Is it my imagination, or has Worf been kidnapped by a bunch of Munchkins?
tree_hugger:
"Just eat the side of hushpuppies, sir."
PrezGAR:
Mr Worf, for your crimes, I sentence you to three seasons on Deep Space Nine.
Dibbley:
Since when does SciFi screen the Amistad?