UpSky2:
"I am going to iron your wrinkly shirt for you, Shatner! And there's nothing you can do about it! ...Oh, stop dancing. PLEASE."
zombiewoof68:
I see dead people. And they're slam dancing!
Regius:
Greeeeeeaaaaaat job Spock, you beamed up Charlie's Angels.
144b:
"But, Mary! I don't want go to the theater!" "Oh, come on Abe? And wear a clean shirt!"
TheDiva:
This is what happens when you hold a Trek convention and an SCA event in the same convention complex.
144b:
"You thik they saw us?" "Nah, we ditched them dumb-assed fans."
smilingvillain:
"Captain's log: I really hate the episodes that I don't get laid!"
TheDiva:
Damn, I don't think I got laid once this entire episode...
UpSky2:
"We're outa here!"
DrDemento:
"You were expecting someone else?" "Why, yes, you're... you're not Khan."
teambanzai:
Obsessed Patty Duke fan.
lil_amish_boy:
"Bones, cancel my Viagra prescription! I'm cured!"
smilingvillain:
(Kirk) "Hate to see you leave... Love to watch you go!"
rminor:
.oO Oh no! I don't have my First Officer down there anymore!
DrDemento:
"Mr. Spock, you've been selected to ask our bachelorettes questions and determine who will go out with you on... THE DATING GAME!"
smilingvillain:
"And ye'll be staying there until ye learn how to be-ave!"
bargainbrandbeing:
"Queen I'm a Dollar to see you sir." "Amidala." "Oh, sorry."
TheDiva:
Let's see, dead meat, dead meat, sleeps with the captain and then is dead meat, director's cousin.