The_Seer:
"Spock, you really have got to trim those nose hairs."
Magii:
You weren't supposed to find out about that bolt in my neck!
BStarr13:
Sharon Stone in "Fatal Inflammation."
Racerex:
"Why... you scratched me!! Wha-aaaa...!!" // "Oh, stop crying, 'Captain'!"
KIPPAGE:
"I would... have... never thought... you... were a... hermaphrodite... OH MY GOD!"
teambanzai:
You see you put a quarter in here and then that door's going to open up and then the show begins, but remember you've only got 5 minutes.
BStarr13:
Uh-oh! The Sci-Fi logo has just detected a bad actor!
The_Seer:
"Sir, for God's sake get your hand out of your pants. Can't you do that in private?"
smilingvillain:
"No Jim, just because she swallows is no reason to marry her!"
The_Seer:
In this lost scene from "Star Trek V: The Final Frontier", Kirk attempts to pitch a tent.
BStarr13:
"No, that's Billy Joel's 'The Stranger.' THIS is the theme from 'The Andy Griffith Show.'"
LongLiveRock:
What's the matter? "I miss Major Nelson, WAH!"
smilingvillain:
"Let's see, cappachino, latte', ah, here we are, death weapon..."
zombiewoof68:
"You REALLY respect me for my mind?" "Of course, Bambi."
smooz:
I'm leaving you, Vincenzo. And I'm taking the Picasso with me!
Regius:
The control rods at Chernobyl failed to lower all the way...
UpSky2:
Headline from 'The Sun': 'Kirk and Jane Seymour caught in compromising situation!'
LongLiveRock:
STOP! or my Great-Great-Grandpa will shoot!