KennyBoy:
"I'll tell ya what'll stop that lower back pain, Jim -- stop messing around with Yeoman Rand." "That's enough, Bones."
cyoungdahl:
I'll just lean a little to the right, thought Spock. No one will hear anything.
MrAtomik:
He's not responding, poke him again... Here, use this pen.
Tommysdad:
"Go ahead, knock it off, I dare ya."
cyoungdahl:
Sit down over there and fill out this form and we'll get those welfare payments comin'.
KennyBoy:
.oO Man... Spock takes so much of that "green-blooded freak" shit from McCoy... I'm waitin' fer the day he gets fed up and crushes his windpipe or something.
twilight23:
Oh, and I got the haggis dispenser working again!
twilight23:
Spock came to the conclusion that 23rd century hearing aids simply sucked!
Propdude:
The Enterprise ejaculates... I mean ejects the Saturn Probe!
Mr_Grant:
I see the temp is already wishing she hadn't accepted this assignment.
CrazyBob:
Spock hated visiting the redneck colony on Georgia 5, especially the year the hunters tagged him for a whitetail.
connyveidt:
This is my world and welcome to it.
Phanto5692:
"What do you, the viewers at home, think?"
girly_girl:
"To put a whoopie cushion in the Captain's chair while I am sitting in it... is illogical."
Propdude:
"Alright! Who put the whoopie cushion in the Captain chair?"
elKapitan:
"Computer, list all the times that "Panic Room" is showing today."
Mr_Grant:
Wandered into the Enterprise's cattle insemination chamber.
twilight23:
Never use Klingon style Preperation H!!!