Tsunade:
Late night cable ads of the future... "Hot Klingon babes want to talk to you! All live all night long!"
evetsggod:
Doublemint ads- of THE FUTURE!
GlitterRock:
"We are the Metrons-- ah, damn... you're that other captain, aren't you?"
Dr_Erhardt:
SURFACE! SURFACE!!!
GlitterRock:
Visit scenic Aldaraan.
evetsggod:
Hmmm, I don't get this "rocking out" business...
tree_hugger:
The stage lighting is out of control, save yourself!
teambanzai:
Hmm?
LongLiveRock:
Hey, It's that action figure set I got on Ebay
LongLiveRock:
The Password is...
LongLiveRock:
Kinda ranks up there with Mick Jagger and David Hasselhoff
Richer:
"Ohh dammit, I stepped in a pile of fish crap."
MrAtomik:
"Polaroid camera deployed and ready Captain." "Great, Mr. Sulu, I need a new passport photo."
KennyBoy:
Nothing is more embarrassing to a Starfleet captain than when his starship is caught sniffing another starship's butt.
Mr_Grant:
Space according to Pat Robertson-- "Age: 8000 years. Volume: Finite. Number of planets with life God cares about: 1. Denominations on that planet God cares about: 1."
MrAtomik:
but on the other hand, she NEVER loses her keychain that way.
Mr_Grant:
Uh oh, Smith's head materialized around a power cable. Again.
CrazyBob:
Scotty, take a look at that drain pipe, wouldja? The Captain's lounge has been smelling a little funky lately.