Amon:
When Khan was a kid, he would always bully the other super-humans for their milk money.
144b:
We now return to Jim Thorpe: All American
teambanzai:
You screwed us on Earth and you're not going to get this planet white boy.
rickubis:
Kirk want to poke your hontas.
YingYang:
Muttonchops and applesauce...
Mr_Grant:
Just discoverd a new use for maize-on-the-cob.
Hireling:
Tell 'em dad! I didn't steal your Tomahawk. PeeWeeeee.
Hireling:
The Indian in Oprah's Cupboard gets eaten.
Generik:
"I've seen this before. The best thing to do is just throw cold water on them and hope they take the hint."
teambanzai:
Oh yes, Ying, you're the man. [Kirk wakes up screaming]
YingYang:
"Oh, baby, you know the way I like it, Cheap Whore of the Tribe!"
Buffoon:
"...followed by a nice cucumber facial, and then a mud pack. All for only $700 per day!"
teambanzai:
Spock's Jack Nicolson impression just sucks.
Amon:
"Cool! Squeeze his head, and his hand raises!"
alexgariepy:
"Pudding face. Pudding face." Spock, quit it!
Mr_Grant:
--It feels like he has a concussion. --Leave the diagnosis to ME, okay DOCTOR Spock? Oh, that's a good one. Get it? --Yesss...
rickubis:
Just... callmeangel... of the morning. Just brush my teethbefore... you... leave me.
DarkOracle:
"From now on we're gonna make him clean all the litter on the ship..."