girly_girl:
"Nanu-Nanu my butt, Mork. I know Mindy's around here somewhere!"
girly_girl:
Spock seems to be confusing the rest of the people with the explanation of Vulcan sex.
YingYang:
"Tonto want oral."
Amon:
"NO... VA... Nova!"
Hireling:
Now I will do our sacred dance for you. Heyhowareya! Heyhowareya! Heyhowareya!
cambria36:
Sorry, miss, but I can't help masterbating when I see a beautiful woman.
Amon:
"I'm not sure about Earth, but on *this* planet, the man is usually behind the woman for this maneuver."
144b:
For crying out loud, Gene. These Native Americans are worse than the ones on F Troop!
cambria36:
Don't be nervous. We perform circumsion on all new men in the tribe.
alexgariepy:
Scotty works happily at the Endor shield generator.
Amon:
The crew is astounded to see what really goes on in Kirk's quarters. The miracle of web-cam!
amycamus:
"Boy, this blasting buffalo with photon torpedoes is like shooting fish in a barrel."
GlitterRock:
"If you're really good to me, I can make sure you're a shoe-in for that new gold dollar-gig!"
YingYang:
"They making constant sex caps?" "Yes. That YingYang is... fascinating."
amycamus:
"Quit lurking and DO something!"
144b:
I must find some way to stop Christmas from coming. But, how?
YingYang:
"Have puff from peace pipe, No Career Dumbfuck."
cambria36:
C'mon and rain, dammit!! I been dancin' my ass off for days.