YingYang:
.oO"Uhura's baseball bat trick may freak some guys out, but I'm moister than a towlette..."Oo.
teambanzai:
You know, I wonder if the crew find it anoying when I tell my Martin Luther King story? Naw.
davedog:
Charles Bronson Lite -- Like Charles Bronson, only with a dead animal on his head.
Trigg:
I beg your pardon Captain, but did you just call me "Ears?"
Amon:
The original concept for Batman villains.
scottys_angel:
Anti-suicide hotline, please hold...
GersonK:
"Liberty bell, liberty bell, cherry. Damn cherry gets me every time."
Soozcat:
o/` The primary colors are 1, 2, 3, red, yellow and bluuuuue o/`
GersonK:
When you're drunk, every wall is a climbing wall
Generik:
"Spock, hand me the dictionary. I think that capper Generik spelled 'desert' wrong... unless he *meant* 'dessert'..."
Torgone:
Don't try to tell a Starfleet man he's had enough! I know when I've had enough, and I ain't had enough? Who took my cigarettes?? hic!
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
"Gotta have my pops!"
CaptionFreak:
Kool-Aid man bursting through the wall! "Hey Kool-AID!"
Lalladil:
And the sperm continues its journey to the ovum...
Generik:
"Uh, Captain? I believe we've located your missing Screaming Reamer..."
Generik:
The Enterprise has managed to locate the only thing in the galaxy hornier than Kirk.
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
It's the world's biggest Bugle! My God... It's full of snacks
GersonK:
"So, Flashlight Boy was really Flashlight Girl? Fasnitating. Tell me more, tell me more. Like did she go very far?"