nickman102:
Damn funhouse mirrors
alexgariepy:
Wow! He's double-jointed! He can bend his thumb the other way!
TVs_Neal:
"God, FINALLY a planet with an Olive Garden!"
alexgariepy:
Sheesh, McCoy, the dinner's been over for an hour. Get out of that seat and go home!
rickubis:
The prime directive states that we cannot tell these primitives the truth about Santa and fireplaces.
teambanzai:
Come on guys why are you singing show tunes? You're really starting to creep me out.
Lalladil:
"One and two and three and..." "...and watch the hands, buddy!"
Lalladil:
Unfortunately, a flag popped out of the barrel, and Jim ate lead. The End.
HenryBemis:
"Next case: the commonweal of Great Britain versus Mr. William Shatner. Mr. Shatner is accused of being a sodom---well that's just plain icky."
teambanzai:
Come on now don't you think you're taking this too seriously? I mean they were both 14; together that's 28!
cyoungdahl:
Well, yes. I'm beginning to see it your way now. I'll stop singing Mr. Tamborine Man. Happy?
Lalladil:
"You think you got it rough? Wait until Farpoint! RUAHAHAHA!!" "What's Farpoint?" "Ummm... nevermind."
alexgariepy:
Did someone say endorsement deals?
NurseNoir:
You're all out! I didn't say "SIMON SAYS take one step!"
YingYang:
Of course to him, Chinese checkers is just Checkers...
teambanzai:
We prefer the term hetrosexually challenged, thank you.
YingYang:
"If smarm were brains, and brains were good looks, I'd be the handsomest bastard this side of Babylon 5!"
teambanzai:
Shatner expression #665: Viagra overdose.