MSTPodPerson:
28... 29... 30! Okay Spock, ready or not, here I come!
matrix29:
I feel more alert... but how did my shirt become ripped? I feel as if 5 minutes of my life is missing.
matrix29:
My chronometer is running backwards. Captain, can I go back and become my own grandpa? Please...
matrix29:
And thusly we are left with the simple moral, "Booze is good food". Viral booze has a the best buzz though.
edeo:
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
FutureBoy:
One second while I construct my condescending bullsh*t answer, Captain.
Enapov:
Kirk's past girl friends catch up with him.
MST4000:
"Uhm Bill, looks like that jelly donut got away from you..."
cambria36:
o/' "Been...workin' in a coal mine, goin' down, down, down...o/'
E_the_E:
Kirk's going to kill it and make it into an exotic merkin.
Soozcat:
"-- the hell... Commander Adama, what are you doing here?"
MST4000:
"Captain, did you lend him my bathrobe? You BITCH!"
MST4000:
"Oh why oh why oh why couldn't this be Janeway?" "You mean half undressed?" "No, beaten to a pulp."
FutureBoy:
You're right, Sulu doesn't have breasts.
MST4000:
"You've got spunk. I hate spunk."
E_the_E:
"Dammit, ensign, I'm a doctor, not a sex machine!"
edeo:
Exeter was actually rather good friends with Captain Kirk
cambria36:
What a funny guy, Mr. President..going to a press conference in your bath robe.