Vendebar:
"...always wanted to shave a Klingon with a dull knife!"
BurkeDevlin:
"I don't mean to be crass..." "I thought you WERE Kras." "Yes, I'm Kras, but I don't want to be crass." "Huh?"
Brakster:
"Simon says, live long and prosper..."
Brakster:
...and then, they got in the car as big as a whale... and headed on down to the LOVE SHACK!
Brakster:
The hottest night club in all of Bedrock!
Brakster:
"...well Mr. Wonka, all the Oompa Loompas would like dental insurance."
GiantMonkey:
Jennifer Lopez in her depressing years.
JohnSteed:
A burnt 16 oz T-Bone. A real man's dinner!
144b:
The Starfleet production of Snow White. And Kirk pulled a lot of strings to get the role of Prince Charming.
The_Enigma:
"This sucks... I'm going fishing."
lusciousangel:
Oh my!!! They got you, too!!!
flavio:
You're ruining Christmas!!!
The_Enigma:
"Iceberg--Right ahead!" "Sir, we're sailing in the Caribbean." "I know, but I had to, y'know?"
NurseNoir:
"I think I've found the gerbil, Nurse Chapel. Forceps!"
NurseNoir:
.oO Hmm... I could marry Roddenberry, wait for him to kick off, and take over his entire empire... NAHHHH...
NurseNoir:
"Haaaaaa-ha-ha-ha-haaa! You call those EARS???!!!"
screaming_fist:
"Helloooooooooooo Nurse!"
mjt2256:
Maybe if this skirt was a little bit shorter the show wouldn't be cancelled.