Amon:
"Let's see... Ice cream, frozen Salisbury steak dinner, huckleberry pie, egg salad, leftover roast beef and frozen pizza. Check!
"Time to log on to Twitter and do some capping!"
(Shameless ploy to get a like)
Amon:
"Very funny... I asked for Grey Poupon, not gravy with poop on."
Amon:
"Looks tasty. What kind of fish is this?"
"Shark."
"Never had shark before. Is it a great white shark?"
"No, it's a lemon shark."
Amon:
"Maybe you were right. Maybe the side effects from the monkey pox vaccination weren't worth it."
Amon:
"You have to be at least *this* tall to enjoy THIS ride."
Amon:
"Do you really think that the brightness of my cheeks would shame those stars as daylight doth a lamp?"
"Uhh... sure... Have you ever seen my etchings?"
Amon:
"Looks like someone finally built a better mousetrap. I can't even tell where the door is!"
Amon:
"Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking... Nerf-herder!"
"What?"
"Oh sorry, wrong franchise."
Amon:
PUMAT of Joanie Cunningham, Vinnie Barbarino and María Conchita Alonso.
Amon:
Tired of going to Walmart once a week to get your Covid booster? Eliminate those trips with the new Covid Booster Bandolier. The insanity of pumping your body full of drugs in the convenience of your home.
The Covid Booster Bandolier*. Only from Moderna
*syringe not included
Amon:
...and there, on the door handle, was... a BOOK!
"Dammit! And I'm all out of white-out. Start over..."
Amon:
"Stick around... Very funny, Micha... gack... el..."
Amon:
"Underwear on the ground? Aren't those supposed to be on the ceiling?"
"They always have been in the past."
Amon:
RIGHT HERE READING THESE SIGNS
Amon:
Charles learns the Charleston at the Charleston Dance School while visiting Charleston.
Amon:
"I told you that if things went wrong, I was going to be upset. And then THAT happened. Now I'm going to have to kill you."
"But son, there's nothing I can do to help the Detroit Lions win!"
"You're right, Dad. No one can. Let's go have us some turkey sammiches."
Amon:
I get it. It, too, was pretty awkward for me on my first date when my parents insisted on driving.
Amon:
*reaches over seductively and turns on 'hot'*