Amon:
When people say this city has gotten shitty, they mean it literally.
Amon:
My woman is from there!
Amon:
Ken is having trouble realizing that he is going to be home alone, so his mother resorts to visual aids.
Amon:
"Hmmm... Humans really DO taste like chicken..."
Amon:
"Maaro maaro sooar ko, chamdi nocho pee lo khoon"
Amon:
I love Japanese tentacle porn!
Amon:
I SAID I wanted to go see the WHITE House, not the LIGHT House!
Amon:
"Group hug in three?"
"One... Two... Three!"
*no one moves*
"You all suck."
Amon:
"I'll be good, Mr. Epstein! I promise. Please don't punish me again!"
Amon:
Hail, hail, fire and snow
Call the angel we will go
Far away, for to see
Friendly Angel, come to me
Amon:
*whispers* "Baby, what I said was..."
*screams* "NOT EVEN IF YOU WERE THE LAST MAN ON EARTH!"
Amon:
"I'd hug you, but your body is over there."
Amon:
*reads*
Dear Arthur.
I'm not sure if anyone else has told you this before, but your buttocks are boney and hurt my back when you sit on me without a saddle.
Also, the spurs are a little sharp.
Next time you ride me, please correct these.
All my love
Guinevere
Amon:
"Wait a minute... I was chewing Juicy Fruit. This is Hubba Bubba!"
Amon:
"Nice try, Shanice... But I'm a CHICK!"
Amon:
Tell me more
Tell me more
Like does he have a car?
Amon:
"Give it to me. Gimme! How am I supposed to throw it again for you if you don't let go?"
Amon:
"That's weird. Aren't your toes supposed to be pointed in the other direction?"
*through gritted teeth* "...yes..."