The_Seer:
"Hey, which one of you smartasses just called me 'Bin Laden Jr.'?"
Htom__Sirveaux:
INDY!!! CUVVA YO HEART!!! CUVVA YO HEART!!!
The_Seer:
"Did you just say I was old enough to be Calista's father? I'll kick your ass for that comment."
The_Seer:
Even Harrison Ford found the new Indiana Jones ride at Six Flags to be a bit too "realistic."
posthumous:
Then Gandhi dipped his head in oil and rubbed it all over my body.
posthumous:
Yeah, we know, 10-10-321, alright already!
posthumous:
Visit exotic locations in Iran --- call 1-800-DIE-YANKEE
posthumous:
Really? That's all I need to do to get my NAMBLA badge?
HoosierDaddy:
Kate wonders what her new implants will feel like after 20 years.
Datazoid1701:
Big sale at Drape World, but you live in a cave? What do you do?
ed_209:
Meanwhile, somewhere within Anna Nichole's snatch: "Back, vile creature! Back, I say!!" "MmmmmrrRRRROOOAAARRRRR!!"
Datazoid1701:
Toothpicks don't just grow on trees, young man.
ed_209:
"Wait. Let's give him some space so that he may devise a way to escape and kill us all." "Yes, yes. Good idea!"
ed_209:
Now how SciFi got this close up of my ex-girlfriend in the morning, I have no idea...
mikerafone:
"I don't understand it, son. I read him my best poem, but it seems he was shaken, not stirred."
mikerafone:
"Run, son!" / "Dad! It's 50 Nazis on motorcycles!" / "Don't worry, they can't keep up with the Jones's!"
Datazoid1701:
Join NOW! And get ten CD's of your choice for only a pennyy or your freedom back, guaranteed.
Eggplant:
"Yah, this mic isn't grounded, look at the battleaxe's hair sittin' in front of me!"