mikerafone:
Unfortunately, the Robinsons forgot to put a gee-suit on the family dog...
Ramon3k:
"Uh, it's not what it looks like. This whale and I are just friends."
Datazoid1701:
Darn art critics!
Datazoid1701:
Mrs. Drysdale, are you trying to seduce me?
mikerafone:
She was perpetually worried that guys wouldn't like the fact that she had just one breast, right in the middle.
Datazoid1701:
Do you know how fast "I" was going? I was going 100 mph!! Just thought I'd pull you over to tell you.
mikerafone:
"Do you know how fast you were going?" / "Well heck, officer, don't YOU know?!"
windsong27:
Drat, where's that date of mine at. I'll bet he took some cheap hussy to the Sting Benefit Concert for Saving Janitors Who Work in Rainforests.
windsong27:
Do it yourself breast exams, only on Pay Per View.
cappin_kirk:
Hurry up Buck. Just stick it in and get it over with! I've got other customers, you know. For example, Twiki has already paid up front.
thirdgen:
Frodo Baggins... come out and play
Datazoid1701:
Monet's "Croquet At Sunset"
Datazoid1701:
Mr. & Mrs. Roger Clinton at home with their newborn, William Hillary
Datazoid1701:
Shaft and Greg Brady continue their search for The Stargate Convention in the Chicago area. They have thirty more minutes before their glasses are ready.
Datazoid1701:
The Undersea World of Girl Scouts at the Stargate Convention. Anubis buys five cartons of the Loopey Loo's.
Steelhawk:
Even with all that equipment, she still can't find a station that carries the liberal radio network.
Steelhawk:
Singing: "Would you like to fly in my beautiful balloon/Way up higher than the credits in my beautiful balloon."
The_Seer:
Crowd lines up to be the first people to shop in India's very first Wal-Mart.