Amon:
790 is going down to visit the aliens from "The Abyss"
Amon:
"No, wait! I thought you said 'Who wants to volunteer SOMEONE ELSE to die first'!"
Amon:
"I can't believe that Ross got possession of Ben!"
Amon:
"NO!!! Any network but Sci Fi! I'd even accept FOX. But for the love of God, not Sci Fi!!!"
Tin_God:
.o(Stardate 4563.3 -- attempt to graft Nimoy eyebrow's onto face a complete failure. Must find alternative way of winning Shatner's love...)
Tin_God:
Aaagh! Cover your eyes, quick! This one's a SPITTING cobra commando! *HOOOOOCK*
Amon:
The amazing comeback album by Nu Shooz
Tin_God:
Somewhere in here is a brilliant cap about "an octopus and his dingy." I'll be damned if I can find it, though.
Amon:
.oO (There are times when I wish that Madonna would just get a new gynecologist...)
Amon:
Willie Tanner isn't sure if he wants to get involved in a PUMAT with David Puddy and the King of Queens.
KIPPAGE:
Shatner scale Smarm Level 34%... More hick than Shat...
Tin_God:
"Day 45 -- Still trapped on deserted island. Desperately lonely. Attempts to mate with native flora have proven, ironically enough, fruitless..."
KIPPAGE:
oO"Whoa, that whale just shot a turd out and it's coming at me like a torpedo!"Oo
Amon:
"Here's your problem. This plastic bag has a hole in it. Next time you try to suffocate someone, get a new bag."
Amon:
Even in his younger days, Grandpa Munster was a freak.
jammer427:
Look, you said that you needed a doodad for your doohickey. That's all that I've got.
GalacticDrift:
Katie & Neal weren't able to slip past Mr. Jenson as he settled into another of his "Grenada was hell" war-stories
jammer427:
There they go again. Trying to improve on something that was just fine to begin with.