SAJEMEAT:
"You! Yes you! What day is it?" "Why it's Christmas Day, madam" "Darn. I was hoping it was Adopt a Pimp Day..."
JoelMikeTomCrow:
I'm the last one alive after the zombie massacre. *BANG* (Guy offscreen) Good shot! Ok, there's another one for the fire.
kruge:
"There! A fire!" / "Calm down, dear, I'll take care of that!" *zzzzip*
kruge:
"Cube III: Budgetcube"
ericb321:
In my country, we actually eat the little donuts.
Nyperold:
Acid reflux got you down?
BoredomBunny:
Argh! I'll get you Ronald McDonald! And your crappy lil' beefless burgers, too!
WonderChick:
After sitting on the plane next to Bob, Jane wished for alien abduction, even at the risk of anal probes.
GHOSTDOG:
Tony popped out of the birthday cake only to discover he was at his grandmas nursing home.
GHOSTDOG:
Diet doesn't start until after New Years.
GHOSTDOG:
Extreme male bonding.
jildo:
*cough, cough* Dad, the cat got into the car engine again!
keyz88:
Welcome to Air Islam... I am your pilot and terrorist martyr Captain Mohammed "Crash" Akbul...
SAJEMEAT:
"I'm reeling in one heck of a fish! Boooy, we're eatin' good tonight!" "Actually the hook is just caught on this bent nail in the deck."
Tin_God:
That's the kind of name that just SCREAMS "star quarterback," don't you think?
Datazoid1701:
Well, gee, Bob, maybe you should cut back on watering your office plants. Bob? Bob?
Datazoid1701:
Are you getting my good side? I need more lighting. Now, or I'm going to my trailer. Oh, yeah, I need a bigger trailer, too!
Datazoid1701:
You think I'm looking too thin? I could bulk up on Tokyo.