bugwber:
Only a slut would reveal her elbows in a public establishment.
Agent_Moldy:
.oO{I swear, next person to call me a lesbian, I'm jabbing in the gut with my bayonet.}
UpSky2:
The discovery of Bela Lugosi Jr. was not momentous
girly_girl:
"You think you've got it bad?! Look at that poor guy with Halle Barry! You should be happy to be with someone like me!"
HoosierDaddy:
"Hard enough for ya - I mean, hot enough for ya?"
bugwber:
"Welcome to The Gap!" *head tilt*
girly_girl:
The original design of NOMAD is stuck in a back room at Paramount somewhere.
HiFi_dude:
Did you say "turkey?" Would you have me believe that you actually want TURKEY as your last meal? How preposterous! "Okay, make it spam!"
HoosierDaddy:
"Trains, orchestras, electricity; I can conduct anything I please."
Generik:
"Drum Major? I'll have you know I'm a full Drum Colonel, buster! Now drop and give me a four-four!"
Agent_Moldy:
"Huh-huh... I love to stick things in cheese..."
HiFi_dude:
...heh, heh, heh... moonshine for Communion... I just LOVE these country churches!
Agent_Moldy:
"Yes, I *am* all shook up, uh-huh-huh."
bugwber:
o/` "Lady Madonna, Blondie's at your feet / Wonder how you're ever gonna, Make her split-ends meet?" o/`
bugwber:
In the original poster for "A Star Is Born", Streisand just wasn't tall enough.
Generik:
"Yeah, yeah, big ride, feels smooth, heard it a hundred times before, sweetie. Mind the freshly-shaved nipple area."
bugwber:
Jeffrey Dahmer's Thanksgiving Turkey was the first clue...
Agent_Moldy:
Lucky for Suzi this face hugger was dyslexic.