Itzart:
Does anyone have any paper?
KIPPAGE:
"Hold still, you've got a crab spider just about to crawl into your eye!"
Nos4a2:
Shady characters scoping the gallery.
Agent_Moldy:
While at Inspiration Point with his date, Garrett Morris discovers something besides baseball that's 'berry-berry good to him'.
Agent_Moldy:
"Oh, I think you WILL give me back my Twinkies!"
Nos4a2:
"Give me all your handles, and nobody gets hurt."
Agent_Moldy:
There's Swampthing out there...
TessToster1:
"This'll teach that palm reader who's got a short weath line."
Agent_Moldy:
"Right hand, you offend me!" *chop*
Agent_Moldy:
"Of all the crazy wars out there, why'd she have to walk into mine?"
UpSky2:
Ian Fillion stars in "Joe Bartender: Millionaire"
Agent_Moldy:
"Hmm...yes, I *do* think Carrot Top is absolutely dreamy! Well, that's it then, time to off myself."
Agent_Moldy:
"I meant to say, 'Dude, you're kitten is swell!' but instead said, 'Dude, you're gettin' a Dell!' and the rest is history."
TessToster1:
"Make it snow. Damn. Make it slow. Damn. Make it show. Damn. Make it... LINE?"
Agent_Moldy:
o/"Ladies! Say ho-tel, mo-tel, Holiday Inn. If he don't have nad decor, then you take his friend!"o/
UpSky2:
Madonna reluctantly agreed to perform before the Shroud of Turin
TessToster1:
"Hey, thish thing gone?" (face it, a Anna-Nicole Smith spoken word album was only a matter of time.)
Agent_Moldy:
"Yeah, I got a picture of Latka Graves on my wall, what of it?"