KrisTM:
Angelina quickly grew tired of playing "Tomb Raider" every night with her new boyfriend.
looseygooseyman:
oO" I'm so much better than this movie, I used to do Benneton comercials for gosh sake!"Oo
KrisTM:
A dramatic scene from "Terminator 4," starring Gray Davis as the Euthanater.
KrisTM:
Jabba the Hutt visits his gynecologist.
looseygooseyman:
"Oooh, Baby! I'm really into giant bushy eye-brows!"
Amon:
That kid's just a tweak away from being Corey Haim.
SAMIAM779:
"What did I say? I said "when you build the bridge of my space ship, give me a nice big window so I can see where I'm going" ...jerks"
Amon:
"Who are you?" "Oh, don't mind me. I'm just acting as a diversion while my partner readies the Screaming Reamer."
Neoknight:
"Hey! You in back! Turn off your brights!" "Sorry!"
Amon:
"I wanted the *Mark* Hammill haircut, not the *Dorothy* Hammill!" "Yeah, like there's really a difference between the two, kid..."
samjacinto:
Oo"Great. Here he goes with another Bonanza anecdote."Oo
samjacinto:
In tonight's crossover episode of Galactica/Star Wars, Starbuck becomes a Jedi Knight.
Amon:
"This is some good shit, Apollo. Want some?"
samjacinto:
"Adama! Quick! Buck Rogers is on Caption This!"
Amon:
Poor Adama. Looks like some cartoon ran over his hands with a steam-roller... (OR) I bet Adama's REAL popular with the ladies...
Neoknight:
.oO(Why, oh, why, did I get sucked into this creeping pit of dispair?)
samjacinto:
Adama mourns, being left standing at the altar again.
windsong27:
Good evening sir, sorry to interrupt your dinner. May I speak with the individual who makes decisions concerning long distant providers in your household?