Jhiaxus:
Sci-Fi's programming reaches a new low, as we bring you the most reviled soap opera in history: General Hospital - Manhattan!
SSJ3Matt:
Ahhhhhhhh! A spider! Kill it! Kill it!!!
Zazzeris:
So E.T. can be killed by throwing him into a huge bowl of milk.
Zazzeris:
Wow, I can see my house from up here.
Datazoid1701:
Give us all your candy now and we don't need no stinkin' costumes!
Datazoid1701:
It's a good day to just stay inside, read a book and be seasick.
looseygooseyman:
In a stunning plot twist, Thing arrives on the Russian ship to aid our heroes!
Lopar:
"So, what will it be, the red pill or the blue pill?"
The_Seer:
"Hasta La Vista, Governor Davis."
The_Seer:
(girl) "Hey, this one's got condoms in his pocket. We can have sex tonight!" (Arnold) "Sorry, I have a headache... and no, it's NOT a tumor."
Lopar:
"I bet I can open my mouth wider than you can."
The_Seer:
One of the Jackson brothers sees his brother Michael's latest "makeover."
Billy_Zoom:
The caves of Afghanistan...
KrisTM:
"Well Ms. Johnson, the good news is you're having a boy. The bad news is it's not human."
KrisTM:
Coming soon to SciFi - "CSI: Atlantis"
KrisTM:
Nutron introduces the world's first bunk-style tanning bed.
flappersquirrel:
*hums AC/DC while eating licorice and paintng a red door*
looseygooseyman:
"Now I'll do my Maurice Chevalier impression----Sank evan for leetle giiiirls---!"