IMissMST3K:
Dog of the future still not house-trained, but what a bitch takin' them *out* for a walk, eh?
Amon:
"Damn daggits. And I went and lost my pooper scooper."
Amon:
"Here's the problem. The food processor's been gunked up with ketchup."
Soozcat:
"What are we picking up?" "Nothing, sir, but we got an upgrade. Now we can play solitaire."
IMissMST3K:
"I'm ready to go skiing - aren't you guys comin'?"
Xebek:
Holy crap, he stole one of the pilot suits from Star Wars!
Soozcat:
Awww, him da cutest widdle rosy-cheeked telemarketer! Yes him is!
Amon:
"Space cum. I had a feeling that's what it was."
IMissMST3K:
Hey, buddy!! Get in the back of the line... The drive thru window only allows ONE space ship atta time!!!
Soozcat:
Now THAT is what I call a Viewmaster.
Amon:
*...and the last remaining battlestar, Galactica, turns tail and runs from the Cylon onslaught.*
Soozcat:
Let's just check the pulse here. Nope, still dead.
Amon:
He's doing his impression of the frog guy from Farscape.
darthmonotonous:
Save the environment: recycle your footage.
anti_hero:
Thing on a cold day
Torgone:
The Boy George in the Bubble.
Amon:
Suzie thought she could survive the smoking break room. Suzie thought wrong...
colors:
My doctor said it was just a new form of acne.