anti_hero:
"Nobody wants to play Risk with me."
BuckFifty:
"And then the strange man told me he wanted to feel my butt cheeks against this thighs." "Yes? Yes? *drool* Did he offer candy?"
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
You might expect to pay upwards of a nickel for the amazing TouchLiteŠ, but call in the next 60 mins, and a full set of 6 is yours for $29.95
IMissMST3K:
The fireworks display at Disneyland went horribly awry last night...news at 11:00
Skull256:
Damn space fighters, make me clausterphobic and agoraphobic all at once
Indomitus:
"They told us to turn left at Andromeda!" "Shut up!" "We're lost! Admit it!" "Shut up!" "Give me the map!" "No! Shut up!"
Soozcat:
Why'd they hire Carrie to do their decor?
anti_hero:
Earthquake Party!!!!
Indomitus:
Face down in the developing fluid again. He's gonna wake up with vacation pictures tattooed to this face.
Soozcat:
Chevy Chase... OF THE FUTURE?!
Drizzt_DoUrden:
Okay, who brought Tommy Chong aboard?!
Amon:
"Hey... Who's the new chick?"
Indomitus:
"C'mon, guys! I CAN'T go with all of you watching! Turn around!"
BuckFifty:
"Breaker one-nine, c'mon back and talk to teddy bear..." "Will you cut that out? You're clear to land already! *sheesh*"
Nos4a2:
I remember this episode: it's the one where everyone suddenly becomes fixated on their navel.
Amon:
He's being assimilated. His Borg name will be "Yo Cute Ass"
BuckFifty:
*BANG* *CRASH* *THUD* "DAMN CONDOM MACHINE STOLE MY QUARTER!" *sobbing*
Indomitus:
*hikes legs and whizzes WD40 all over Starbuck's boot*