Cyber_Dust9:
"And using this, we can reduce you're oil usage by half"
Steve_Reeves:
The new diet plan... eat anything you want, live as long as anyone else...
Steve_Reeves:
The Kung Fu Silhouette Hour! My favorite show!
D_Fyle:
How comforting to know.... I'll be dead then...
YingYang:
A "Sliders" marathon??!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
hmm:
...thus the age of vibrators by Colgate swept the nation.
Short_Round:
What would John Travolta look like in "Saturday Night Fever" if he were broke down to the molecular level?
Kif:
Yeah, credit card OF THE FUTURE! Oh wait, never mind.
YibbleGuy:
"PLEASE tell me that you're checking out the BEER." . o O "Damn gaydar's on the fritz again...."
Lanzman:
We've secretly switched Aunt Edna with this transvestite. Let's see if Aunt Edna's family notices...
Wilco911:
Monica Lewensky and Linda Tripp get together after the latest court trials.
mistletoeD:
"Aaww, *sniff* I've needed a new one! Thanks! Here, let me try it out on you!"
Short_Round:
"Hoo-tini!" Translation: "We Jawas have been getting our butts kicked for too long now. Now it's OUR turn!"
Mr13:
The tooth fairy's kids lacked tact
Fantaclaus:
One of the last pictures to come out of Guyana
Tinselriffic:
It is in these hills that Juan Valdez went completely insane a few years back...
YibbleGuy:
"We're OVERSTOCKED, and our Christian Children are priced to move, move, MOVE!"
mistletoeD:
"We're starving and sick, but don't let that bother you while you're eating, Mr. Camera guy!"