Skybax104:
You are going to untie me, right, Debbie? What are you doing with your other hand?
Milleni_Amon:
"I am Sci Fi! Hee-hee!"
ScrooGersonK:
Keep poking them until they laugh
Milleni_Amon:
"Wait a minute, Boss! That's not the kind of raise I wanted!"
LaLaura:
Squat in your very own shitpile! Call now!
quamp:
Timmy gets his stocking stuffer wish.
GersonK:
The Aristocrat and the Fancy Boy - Lesser Known Rockwell #452
Vendebar:
Slot cars so realistic, even the meat wagon has irritable paramedics!
Buffoon:
"Including that little blonde cashier you've been eyeing."
Generik:
...Sweet chariot, comin' for to carry me home...o/`
Milleni_Amon:
This workout video was the only way to get teen-age boys interested in doing step aroebics.
Buffoon:
Critics agree... "The sickest version of Cinderella ever" ... "Amputees will be up in arms... um... let me rephrase that."
ElfEnapov:
Phantasm's Sphere in the latest chocolate death form!
Hummer:
*Elephant Bungee Jumping on the next Extreme Animal Sports*
MadSigntist:
In the afterlife, little JonBenet could never quite reach the black powder musket.
Milleni_Amon:
What happened?! Did they switch this over to "The Lazarus Syndrome" on us?
Werehamster:
Jim Henson's Roseanne Barr babies.
Sanagi:
...and not a creature was stirring, not even a... *groan*