"Commercials Page 27 (1999)"






Amon:
At least they quit calling her "Spook"


Krycek99:
Mountain biking on the moon.


THE_Durandal:
Call this number to be instantly transported to February 25, 1994 when the Fongs are having breakfast just like this!


Amon:
"...and I reached out and I said, "Hello, Mr. President." But that weasel Eisenhower bitch-slapped me!"


Count_Loodvig:
Capping a capping Capper?


The_EnigMummy:
I'll never learn to ride this. *Sigh*


eggzover:
"Thought you'd never need paper now that you kids are in the computer age? And how many printouts did your boss ask for today?! HAHAHAH!"


poor_puss:
I went from this *points to picture* to this in only three years.


Torghoul:
That's right. I said "wings".


Darth_Paul:
Haha! You'll have to get through my barrier of Clorox battlements first!!!


Generik:
"Your daddy? No... he isn't even THAT big, unfortunately!" New from Playskool -- Measuring Man!


bugwber:
The Pillsbury Doughboy leans back, and applies his special cream topping.


Amon:
"Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so..."


bargainbrandbeing:
"Yes! Another successful minesweep! Daddy's hot tonight!"


Amon:
Looks like Cliff Clavin is finally going postal.


Buffoon:
AAAAAHHH!!! Sorry... I never got over the Red Scare.


amycamus:
On her way to get coffee, Shirley gets lost in the maze of company cubicles, only to be found, years later, as a skeleton by the water cooler.


Moyten:
While John's on the phone, wife Mary gets goosed by the Gaffer.



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