Klatuu:
Spiderman's arch-nemesis, Dr. Octopus, now sells CD's in Burbank.
deadusaD:
"Hey you!! Don't laugh! You look just like this under your skin too, and let me tell ya, it gets chilly out like this!"
Tin_Goblin:
Hmm... looks like Paul McCartney bought his own news channel. *rimshot* Thank yeeew!
pikachewbaca:
Nobody cared.
ABFankenServo:
For a modest fee, you can have two of your fingers removed! No more having to worry about those excess fingers getting in your way!
Amon:
"Are you a being... or a machine?" "I am both... and neither..."
Erik_Dressel:
Hi there, I'm a car. I'm supposed to look nice and have you buy me hopefully
Torghoul:
Bernie Koeppel aka Doc "Slug bug!" something
TickOr_claimdude:
...the real curse is that you'll pay $14.95 for a movie made in one day in the woods
Surfman57:
The curse is that the movie is so boring.
Torghoul:
A year later, their footage was found.
TrickOr_claimdude:
...the screensaver on Robert Palmer's laptop.
Amon:
Now they're bringing in a Geo Metro to spice up Sliders' ratings?
THE_Durandal:
Okay, I want it covered in chocolate sauce and whipped cream and served on a naked Tia Carrere.
GlitterRock:
Whoa... this Pac-Man 2000 is some weird sh*t!
THE_Durandal:
A car named after a god and a rodent. Hmm...
Torghoul:
She said bring a raincoat...
mst3krocks:
David Copperfield-Attorney At Law: "Let us help you make those felonies magically disappear..."