Lanzman:
Dinosaurs still rule. They've just gotten good at hiding behind the furniture.
HOWDOYOUDO:
"You want a knuckle sandwich, kid?!"
JediNite92:
"Look, mommy, I can wave my hands in the air... Like... Like I just don't care!"
GersonK:
"And after you've set down those bulbs, be sure to use a good fertlizer that's high in potassium, such as your ex-husband or Ortho-Grow"
Dairai:
"A world of clocks, and no one to ask what time it is... is *that* ironic...??"
WhereTheFishLives:
The lemonade is nervous about cameras, so insisted on wearing sunglasses.
WhereTheFishLives:
"Tom Stuart killed me."
Redbobsled:
You too can paint horseys. And cowboys. But not rabbits or kitties or anything else.
Loodvig:
"Get any crop circles last night?"
Lu_Bu:
"Hellooooooo, Mr. Brownstone!"
ilovemst3k:
Damn Tribbles are everywhere!
GlitterRock:
Teletubbies On Ice.
Amon_tyPython:
What would happen if Teletubbies and the Playboy Channel got crossed?
Agent_Moldy:
Wow, her 'before' and 'after' shots came out great!
Enapov:
I could do some really artistic things to my girlfriend's pubes with this thing...
Amon_OfA1000Handles:
"Come on, man. We're getting our asses kicked! We need a black guy!"
Amon:
"I'm the king of the world!"
GlitterRock:
*on phone* "...if you could please look in my window. And if you see my pussy..."