HRPuffenstuff:
"I'm gonna eat ya! Then I'm gonna feel ya swimmin' around in me belly!"
BuckFifty:
There's trouble on the set of the new Rolaids commercial... "How do I spell relief? F-R-E-E-W-H-O-R-E-S..." "CUT!"
Shaft:
"Now kid, I SAY, kid, I want you to come back ta tha coop with me and fondle, I SAY FONDLE, my zippy-dee-doo-das!"
Geier:
I tried to TELL people this would happen once they let corporations copyright individual geometric forms. But did anybody listen? NoooOOOooo...!
Shaft:
One-room studio to let, 37,000 square feet, conveniently located 5 1/2 miles from the Sun.
Krycek99:
She's so squeezibly soft... sorry, wrong advertisement
ntck154:
"YOU WANT THE TRUTH??? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!"
YingYang:
"Look, if you put something that shape in my mouth, my instincts tell me to suck it, okay??!!"
TheFull_Amon_te:
I'd sure like to get in THOSE drawers!
amycamus:
Weekly World News Exclusive! Face of Jesus seen in soap suds!
QueBall:
Casper's girlfriend.
QueBall:
Evil has two faces.
GazHack:
The young Hannibal Lechter was such an adorable moppet.
LMAO:
"You want to hold my weiner?"
HRPuffenstuff:
You know, I've never understood the reasoning behind invisible strippers.
LMAO:
Centrum Kids. They're Willie Free.
Thrakhath77:
"Mommy, mommy, the little bugs are still there!"
HRPuffenstuff:
"Pull BOTH my fingers, ya' jackass!"