jildo:
This was smeared in blood on the wall of every whorehouse in the city, next to the word helterskelter.
TyranosaurisRex:
o/' Cookie, Cookie, lend me your comb! o/'
Amon:
Want good, quality programming? Tough! You're watching Sci Fi.
AMCrulz:
Smithville's beautification project left much to be desired.
Amon:
.oO (Maybe if I soak that damn Oven Mit enough, he'll fit down the garbage disposal...)
Amon:
Now THAT'S a bad case of heartburn! And acid reflux, to boot!
Tin_God:
And it was on that apocalyptic day that Madonna's twin peaks of silicone erupted in a holocaust of nuclear fury and mankind was... no more.
Amon:
Ted tries to use The Force to help him win the school ping pong tournament...
jammer427:
Better or worse?
jammer427:
After a fall in popularity, the America's Cup is scaled down a bit.
jammer427:
No, I haven't seen "The Crying Game". Why?
nerf_herder:
Newt Gingrich: Government Puppet
MightyQuinny:
I can buy Saturn for zero interest? SOLD! How about Mars? And I heard you have a year-end special on bulk asteroid purchases.
Amon:
Is it really fair to allow Shiva into a ping pong tournament?
MightyQuinny:
Listen to this guys greatest orgasmic groans for just $29.99 on eight CDs! Call now!
MightyQuinny:
"I really don't think picking my nose is a valid drunk-driving field test, officer."
nerf_herder:
Take a seat and enjoy the ride 'cause we're all not who we say we are
MightyQuinny:
(Marathons of everything! Hey, what about Doctor Who, huh?)