da_upstart:
Dumbass makes a monster jam but forgot the ball
Cagey_Bee:
Cheapskate tenants, always cutting holes in the walls instead of springing for HDTV
nineofnine:
Fido, this is the best part where he finds the statue of liberty in the sand
Joshua_the_samurai:
Watch Tim Allen trying to flush heroin down the toilet for 2 hours!
Cagey_Bee:
Sorry hon, no internet tonight - the kids have us locked out.
keyz88:
"Heat Seeker Milennium Man" ...Isn't that a porn movie - which would mean a better storyline?
The_Seer:
Funny, I never ever heard of such a crime.
fushi:
Mr. Peanut through the eyes of a sniper (he was a-salted)
jildo:
"See, honey? I told you protesting Martha Stewart's arrest would force us to move!"
JoelMikeTomCrow:
What!? My baby couldn't possibly cost THAT much!
JoelMikeTomCrow:
"Shit. Pure Shit." - Some dumbass, Amazon.com.
addison1060w:
The sleigh went down in 10 fathoms
ericb321:
Hee hee, sorry. Beans for lunch.
WonderChick:
Swans everywhere can rest easier now that Bjork's acting career is over.
KIPPAGE:
"Yuh see that stump over yonder there Billy?... Thats where I first boinked Yer Gramma when we wuz seventeen!"
jildo:
Siegfried gets the noose ready. Like he can really go on without Roy.
jildo:
Let me give you my recipe for my famous Strawberry Shortcake!
looseygooseyman:
"Excuse me miss, but I have a rare disease. If I don't have sex in the next 24 hours I'll die!---Ummm, I'm Bill Gates son?"