wunshu:
So I just put this inside and it keeps me fresh. Hmmmm...
Amon:
In the ultimate coup, the producers of "Scare Tactics" convince an actual ghost to participate in one of their scares.
busterkeaton:
"I lost 143 pounds on the grapefruit diet!"
Amon:
And... in one of their lamest scares, they use this ghost.
windsong27:
*from inside the box* Let me out!!!! "Not until you make me the sole signer on my college fund!!!"
Angel_Noir:
"Pop me!" "No, buble wrap." "Pop me! You know you want to!" "I said no, bubble wrap!" "Fine, then kill the neighbors!" "You're the boss!"
Angel_Noir:
"See, Jimmy. I told you that hunk of candy would land the Thompson kid. Now, let me show you how to remove the bones..."
24601:
Liberals say its a six. Conservatives, a nine. All we know for certain is that the mile long smoke cloud left by the roadrunner has left spectators in awe
VladtheImpaler:
"Honey... they had a sale at Home Depot on light sockets so I bought 300 of them."
AbortionIsMurder:
How to get rid of nasty bug poop!
AlicetheCurious:
"All the way to the last pill... Whoa, I feel weird..."
AbortionIsMurder:
He's a banker, but he REALLY wants to be a lion tamer!
blitzkrieg1701:
A Bugs Life 2; Signs
blitzkrieg1701:
The author of this commercial had THREE dads?
blitzkrieg1701:
Then, in a startling irony, the hamburger ate him
MISSYLINK:
Due to a transporter malfunction the crew of the Enterprise were mutated into RIVERDANCE
busterkeaton:
"Now wait. It's 9-1... 1-9-9.. 1-9-1... Oh, damn this is hard!"
Dankerella:
What do these three people have in common? They all love the new McGriddle! Call now and reserve a table.