k:
Men, THIS is the way to heft a boob
fanboy16:
For women with smelly vaginas, choose Vagisil.
blitzkrieg1701:
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKlaholma"
ericb321:
Okay, okay, put down the spork and I'll talk.
omdata:
Somewhere beneath that picture is my car.
SAMIAM779:
According to some analysts, by 2073, 1 in 4 Americans will list "Starbucks" as their religion
Fliegenmaus:
That's the last time someone tries to tow Shaft's car!
darthcrawler:
"So Neo... I hear that after you make it through this 'make out with the Oracle' simulation program, she'll be making you wish you chugged the blue pill..."
KrisTM:
Ah, maybe SciFi will get better ratings now that they can advertise their Tuesday shows.
blitzkrieg1701:
Who's Allen Fury?
AlicetheCurious:
I think this blue color does a nice job on bringing out my eyes. Don't you? Enough about me, I hope you choose the right life insurance.
Bros:
She's morphing into Marlon Brando from the Godfather.
keogh:
Well, sure, if an enormous wall of atomic force swept over you while you were on the john, you'd be pretty fucking taken aback too.
Bros:
Nice to see someone come along to class up the joint a bit.
AlicetheCurious:
Oh sh*t! The DeLorean left without me! Now I'm stuck in 1885!
Amon:
Just realized that her TV is stuck on Sci Fi Channel.
another1one:
The adventures of the Pillsbury dough boy continue as he goes to sea
blitzkrieg1701:
Yup, the future of the nation, right here.