MrZyzyk:
"Supersize!"
mage94:
Do you find my eyes strangely attractive?
foxyprincess:
Doesn't blending in with it's surroundings defeat the purpose of even having a lighthouse?
KIPPAGE:
Play pocket pool instead!
FlyingDutchman1971:
Little Tammy Faye gets into her mother's cosmetics at the age of 6 and a lifelong friendship is born.
FlyingDutchman1971:
Bubba patiently awaits the money transfer for his cactus-removal surgery.
FlyingDutchman1971:
Christina Crawford hires Jean-Claude Van Damme to give Mommy Dearest a taste of her own medicine.
Zoogicub:
Propholayctic balloon animals!
Vermiscious_Knid:
Tonight on Fox 5 investigative reports, how toothpaste products use racial discrimination in determining how white your teeth will get.
Vermiscious_Knid:
She's not homeless. She's not starving. She's not disabled. But she sure could use the money.
juandbag:
She's being attacked through her mail slot!
evetsggod:
Time to drain ya!
The_Seer:
"Listen coppers, I have one of the Budweiser lizards and I'll let him go if Budweiser gives me... ONE BILLION DOLLARS... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
juandbag:
"What is this crap? Are you TRYING to give me an eating disorder?"
SuperPulse:
That much Arby's cannot be good for anyone.
The_Seer:
Minnie Driver as the new official spokesperson for "Tampax" tampons.
juandbag:
Don't let leprosy run your life.
KIPPAGE:
"Oh, and then Timmy taught me to sit on it like this...!"