MrZyzyk:
Go unused by 75% of the population of the town where I live!
Phantosmos:
Order your new Martin Sheen Action Doll today!
MrZyzyk:
Be sure to mention that your crotch itches, he'll want to know all the gory details
Buffoon:
Yeah, right. With THOSE aerodynamics?
Indomitus:
"Now cough."
Buffoon:
Even more uncomfortable than a standard nipple clamp!
MrZyzyk:
Tommy makes a great living pulling dents... that was the best $59.99 investment of his life!
Buffoon:
Apparently the Tholians consider Martha Johnson a threat to their civilization.
Buffoon:
"Okay, I got the cash. Lemme show ya the REAL meaning of Western Union, honey!"
Mr13:
No more American Idol, please!
Mr13:
"Don't say nothing, but I think the guy in Advertising is trying to make a woman suit."
Buffoon:
The last thing the janitor at NASA saw after he heard "T-minus one... Ignition..."
Phantosmos:
"If you have any information, please contact Unsolved Mysteries..."
zephyr:
"Boys, the mountains are over here."/"Hang on mom, there are bigger mountains at the Playboy Mansion!"
zephyr:
Sure they're bigger, but they just don't last as long as saline implants do.
MrZyzyk:
Papa's chicken strips, while Mama's dog plays the bongos
MrZyzyk:
"I'm getting that special feeling, sweetie." "Tee hee. I put Viagara in your coffee."
FirebrandX:
As their 19 year old son tries in vain to open the easy mac with his teeth, Mr. and Mrs. George leave to get trashed on Romulan Ale.