Joshua_the_samurai:
David Copperfeild fails to pass through the Great Wall of a China after a long running start...
Deela5x:
The title of my lecture is: "How a lobotomy changed my life."
Mr_Grant:
"C'mere, kid. Try this Windows 2000. The first one is free. Everybody's using it. What are ya, a Mac user?"
butteredtoast:
REEEEEEEDOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
I_walker:
To my friends at school: This is me being held by a couple of tourists. Hey buddy, watch your hand.
FlyingDutchman1971:
At Pizza Hut, we sell more stuffed crust than a scabies-ridden $2 hooker on 42nd street
Greebo:
Time to wheel yourself to the Rear Window.
YibbleGuy:
You have to look at the toothpaste REALLY closely if you want to ensure that the gel-to-paste ratio is correct.
FlyingDutchman1971:
Sarah finds an 'alternate' use for the Downy Ball...
YibbleGuy:
Next on the E! True Hollywood Story, Melissa Gilbert's fear of washing machines is exposed.
FlyingDutchman1971:
Although tasty and nutritious, Kelloggs was forced to reconsider the name "Smurf Pellet Crunch" after poor test-audience reactions
DimensionalAvenger:
Don't worry, honey. I'm sure your daddy will find a way to bust us out of this giant picnic basket...
FlyingDutchman1971:
Send anthrax to those money grubbers with my next payment? (sorry, poor taste)
DimensionalAvenger:
So remember kids, NEVER play with your bazooka inside the house!
locolobo:
FINALLY! An interesting chat room!
DimensionalAvenger:
Teri Hatcher is reduced to full-time chat room hosting...
DimensionalAvenger:
The last view you see when jogging down the middle of a busy interstate...
AMCrulz:
Hey! Headlights up here, Pal!